Natural Born:

They were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. One girl in the class started on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. Her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. She wrapped up her argument thus:

“What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?”

Legally correct:

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go to the grocers and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six.”

The husband goes and returns with six cartons of milk.

“Why did you buy six cartons of milk?”

“They had eggs.”

Did you read it twice (or more times) to get the joke?

Complete and Finished:

People say there is no difference between “complete” and “finished” in the English language. But there is big difference between the two.

For example, when you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED!

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are… … … COMPLETELY FINISHED!!

 Mahendra’s Musings:

 An old Sanskrti verse on the Indian Medica System: